EDITOR'S DESK - Dreaming of Spring, Summer, the Beach, Girls, Swimsuit & Bikini Models in California
Imagine yourself surrounded by sexy, gorgeous, tan beautiful swimsuit
models, bikini models, and beach babes in skimpy two piece bikinis and
swimsuits, or seeing a hot sexy super model from one of the top 10
model agencies in Los Angeles, San Franciso New York, Paris , Milan and
Barcelona in a Brazilian bikini or thong bikini on the beach in front
of your own beach house. Well that's what we have every day here in
California and Southern California especially if you live near the
beaches in OC, Orange County and Los Angeles.
From the beaches of Laguna, Newport, Corona Del Mar,
Huntington Beach and Long Beach to the beaches of Santa Monica, Redondo
Beach, Venice Beach and Malibu, you'll find a Bikini model, swimsuit
model, or beach babe posing in front of the camera in a two piece
bikini, Brazilian bikini or thong bikini nearly everyday of the week.
It's the dream come true for any tourist or visitor, and a
fantasy for any young teenage boy to see a real glamor model, fashion
model or celebrity being photographed by top a professional
photographer or photographers who are on a special assignment for a
fashion, glamor or celebrity photography photoshoot.
Like the many beautiful and sexy swimsuit models, bikini
models, and celebrities in bikinis, gracing the cover of Maxim, FHM,
Stuff, and Playboy Magazine, each month, as well as, the many other
popular men's magazines and calendars featuring the hottest and sexiest
swimsuit and bikini models of the OC, Orange County, Los Angeles,
Miami, Florida, New York, Europe, Australia, Brazil, Columbia, Costa
Rica, Mexico and Hawaii, California has no shortage of these pin-up
models, beach babes and girls next door.
I think it's fairly safe to say, that much of our male viewing audience, and the visitors visiting Surfillustrated.com,
may be at this time of year, looking out their windows at the snow
covered lawns and streets, thinking and dreaming of hot summer days
gone by, and the girls of summer, the beach parties and house parties,
barbeques, and bar scenes, of all of which was only a few months ago -
but seems like an eternity in the middle of winter.
With
winter comes other activities, like snow boarding, skiing and ice
skating. All the drinking and partying tends to go indoors as the
climate changes. The ice cold Bud Lite, Miller Lite, and Coors Lite are
replaced by stronger drinks that warm the throat like Jack Daniels on
the rocks, Captain Morgan and Coke, Southern Comforts, a slow screw,
sex on the beach, Skyy Vodka and cranberry cocktails as well as khalua
and cream coffee drinks.
With the shift in temperature, if your like myself and most
men of class and sophitiscation, you are faced with new choices and new
decisions where to enjoy your party time activities. You may be finding
yourself drifting off, as you ponder deep thoughts over the Holiday
Season New Year, such as, should I Tivo every episode of 24, CSI, Dave Chappelle's, Comedy Central, House, Gray's
Anatomy, and Ultimate Fighting on Pay per View, or should I Tivo half
those shows, and actually watch the rest at their originally scheduled
time?
Another tough decision might be, should I watch the Super
Bowl or Rose Bowl alone, and have all the beer and chips to myself, or
should I enjoy it with some good buddies who will show up wearing over
sized sweatshirts proudly displaying their favorite college football
team or college basketball team, which at some point will also serve
well as an over-sized napkin or bib for wiping their hands and catching
all the food and alcohol that misses their mouth during the yelling,
screaming, and cheering that will take place as the USC Trojans take on
the University of Michigan Wolverines in this year's Rose Bowl.
One might also ask, maybe I should I Tivo Sporting Events, and
watch the shows later with my buddies, following it up with the hot and
sexy lingerie models of Victoria's Secret, kind of an after dinner mint
following the main course - a mouth watering experience for most
politically incorrect men who enjoy watching the hottest girls in the
world strutting down the runway in their tiny sheer bras and panties
during the Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show televised each year.
Then
of course, there's the beginning of a whole new year of online voting,
involving swimsuit and bikini contests, featuring the girl next door,
college girls, sexy secretaries, and office girls from all over the
United States, as each of these amateur models, swimsuit models, bikini
models, local beach babes, and wanna be models strive to be the next
Maxim Model, Hometown Hottie, FHM Model, Hometown Honey, Stuff Model,
or Playboy Model.
No matter how you slice it, it will be very difficult to find
any time to study, work, or enjoy any video games on your new X-box
with all these distractions - but somehow, as the highly socially
evolved creatures we men are, I am sure we will find a way to use our
best time management skills, so that we may experience every last
minute of televised college sports and pro sporting events, as well as,
every bit of frivolous mindless bubble gum entertainment this Holiday
Season and New Year have to offer.
Let us not forget amidst all these
"mannly matters," what the Holiday Season is all about. Better yet,
let's discuss what the Holiday Season is not about.
First of
all, it's not about trying to look tired and exhausted in front of
Grandpa and Grandma as you hand them the gift you spent 2 minutes
shopping for. Secondly, it's not about proving your caveman skills to
your brothers and sisters by making a fire in the fireplace that
everyone will remember for every Holiday to come - a fire so large that
it calls upon every local and regional fire department in the county to
save every last remaining family member in your bloodline. Last of all,
it's not about causing uncomfortable moments, introducing new people in
your life with those you've known a lifetime- like your new mail order
bride of one week from the Phillipines- especially when she's 15 years
younger than you, and the only English she knows is, "me speak no
English."
No, the Holidays are not about that it all. Instead, the
Holidays are about spending time with the ones you love, your family
and friends- even if you still owe 50% of them money for the small
loans they gave throughout the year. It's a time of year when should
put aside any differences we may have with the ones we love, and think
about how different life would be without the ones that care about us
the most- even though they may be the same people that drive us crazy
the most. And to think that we are willing to give up a week of work,
lose income - and sleep - so that we may fly thousands of miles across
the country in overcrowded planes, airports and terminals every Holiday
to see our family, knowing the that fact that half of our luggage will
either end up missing or have gaping holes from luggage handlers who
were former inmates from a nearby prison, hired by the airlines during
a period they refer to as the "cost effective time period."
So
this Holiday, don't make fun of Uncle Bob with the comb over hair do,
or the Aunt Sara dressed in her 1980's shoulder padded blue blazer
with whit pin-stripes and pleated pants, which in many ways resemble
the outfits that band members from Duran Duran wore on tour in the mid
80's.
Instead, take a step back and really look at them, and say...
Oh thank God..I'm normal. Then wait thirty seconds, look around the
room for a giggling brother, sister, nephew, niece, aunt or uncle
pointing a finger at you, and you'll realize at that very moment---
it's all relative...literally.
