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EDITOR'S DESK - September 2007 |
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This September 2007 Surfilllustrated.com is kickin off the fall season and going back to school with Maxim, FHM and Stuff Model Crystal Hason! And the Members of Surfillustrated.com better study up on this young lady if they want to get an A in Smokin Hot Babes 101- and a chance to see over 250 of the hottest uncut-unedited images of this little hottie from Miami Florida on Surfillustrated.com in September 2007...along with another 500 uncut- unedited images of our Campus and All American Models, Lina Buckovecz and Kiersten Hall- an aspiring actress and model from Los Angeles.
If you’re like me, perhaps you find your Biology, Chemistry, Calculus,
or World History class a little difficult to digest at 8:00 am after a
weekend of beer bongs, and all nighters- but nothing makes it easier
than seeing that one hot smoking hot babe walk in your class on Monday
morning- and all you can think is “what is she doing my class? Does she
really attend this school? Or is he just visiting? How did she pass the
entrance exam? Is she really that smart to be in this class- does she
have a boyfriend… or more importantly… do I care?”
These are very deep questions we must ask ourselves, while pursuing
a higher education and spending a third of our parent’s retirement
money on a university which will be glad to see us change our major 4
times over the course of the next 5-6 years… or perhaps it’s 8-10 years
for those of you who enjoy living at home with mom and dad and sneaking
girls through front door at 3:00 am from the bar, as pops sleeps on the
sofa in the living room with the remote control held snuggly in his
hand, unaware the remote is set on the latin yoga channel for pregnant
women.
Either way, whether your on the 4-5 year plan or 8-10 year plan at
school, nothing helps the time go by faster while trying to actually
listen to the geriatric professor- who is about as exciting a piece of
driftwood, than a hot babe that walks in 3 minutes late to class ever
day and sits directly in the seat ahead of you!
While your mind runs wild with thoughts of personal tutoring sessions
back at her apartment, you try to hardest to hear the piece of
driftwood with the mouth talking at the front of the class, knowing
that what is being said might be actually be important in the upcoming
midterm exam.
While Surfillustrated.com may not be able to offer the answers to
your next pop quiz or help you get an “A” in Chemistry, Calculus,
Biology or World History, we do promise that we will try our best to
help you take a break from your homework and late night study sessions
at least three times a week- with new uploads on Surfillustrated.com
each and every week throughout the fall term.
And when you’ve had that third Americano from Starbucks at 1:00 am,
and you need a break from the homework- we promise we will have some
incredible hot swimsuit model images of “extra releases” and “new
releases” featuring the girls from surfillustrated.com to help you
forget about that 9:00 am exam just 8 hours a way.
Hey, we make no apologies here at Surfillustrated.com about providing
our audience with some of the most beautiful swimsuit models from
around the world -that’s what here for, pure simple entertainment for
the modern day caveman and his academic needs!
So remember, eat a good breakfast, take your vitamins, pay
attention in class- study hard, don’t stay up too late, and most
importantly… get that little hottie’s phone number in the front row
ahead of you - before your room-mate does, so you don’t have to spend
the rest of the semester watching him make out with her just three feet
away, while you’re reading every last detailed account of the
historical events that lead to “The Fall of the Roman Empire!” |
